Save the drama for a llama

I’m again on my stupid-games-involving-animals bullshit, y’all. As a observe to sport builders, when you put alpacas, llamas, or just about any animal right into a sport with little rhyme or motive, there’s at least a 60% probability I’m going to cowl it.

Austrian developer Salt Castle Studio figured that out. They put alpacas in a celebration sport revolved round soccer, and properly, right here we’re.

With Alpaca Ball: Allstars, what you see if what you get. It’s a soccer celebration sport starring customizable alpacas. It appears to be like like there are some variations for hockey, American soccer, and volleyball in there, too. But as an alternative of individuals enjoying soccer, it’s alpacas. It’s genius.

Speaking of genius, the presser we had been despatched has some next-level puns Look at this:

“Peru-ve yourself on the Picchu and win those Machus!”

I actually can’t high that. I’m going to attempt, however I’m going to fail. Here’s one:

“You’re either gonna be mountin’ a come-baaaaa-ck or alpaca-ing your baaaaags if you don’t hoof it!”

Wasn’t that horrible? My mom does not converse to me or learn my stuff, however I’m simply praying they do not have web in hell in case she stumbles throughout this.

Alpaca Ball: Allstars will hit Switch and Steam later this yr.

Alpaca Ball: Allstars [Salt Castle Studio]